you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT

“what are you eating” that’s oomf 😭😭😭

This bitch is BAD

When you realize 4/20/2024 backwards is 4/20/2024

Gay sex so funny to me, like why you puttin a weener in there?

we know he's just a lil guy why would taylor do him like this???

✌️days til THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

I’ve seen the original one here on Twitter, but this one sent me 💀

every gay man needs a straight male friend with unspoken sexual tension that is never acted upon

why take the stairs when water elevators exist

This reply was difficult because almost every picture of me that exists is me peeing in public

I bought a 3ds from Japanese ebay and the guy sent me this message

this is how it felt to accidentally come out at 1/5th gay

Yall😭😭😭

I went here and they said u were employee of the month

humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe

JOURNEYED HOME 🌙
Full Animation Coming🌙
April 25th 🌙

Time Traveler Tales
Issue #5
THE FINALE!

Out now!

This series was YEARS in the making and it’s finally coming to an end! Go check it out on the Dark Horse app, your local comic shop, or get all 5 issues from my website!

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