Single Mothers

Her: UNLOCK YOUR PHONE

What’s y’all response?

When someone flirts with me and it's not you.

'My boyfriend a shooter 👺'

Her boyfriend:

Me on the way to work with 2 hours of sleep and a redbull

Mfs be like “can I bring my bro? He’s chill” and end up bringing Frank Gallagher

texting ur parents be like:

girls be like “i ain’t hungry” then look at you eat yo food like this

I got the Job!! I'm so nervous

She got 100 dudes in her DM's telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her Broke

Someone after 10 shots of tequila

How I’m tryna be this summer wya

visualizing the man i want to become in the mirror

Me + You + Shrek movies + Panda Express.
Think about it.

I want a relationship but yall cheat

Her: let me see your cut

Me:

'you sleep alot' thanks im trying to ignore life

“idc what she’s doing”

Me faded asf checking if the message I'm about to send make sense

Her: what made you hit me up late at night?

Me: