Campaign for Tabasco-Free Kids (@tabascofreekids) 's Twitter Profile
Campaign for Tabasco-Free Kids

@tabascofreekids

This is a parody account. We are an American non-profit organization that advocates to protect children from a lifetime of chili pepper addiction.

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calendar_today01-03-2020 00:27:01

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We are developing a new report: "Where Bans are Best: Why Low- and Middle-Income Countries Must Prohibit Chili Peppers to Truly Tackle Tabasco." These poor people are literally drowning in them. LMIC governments are obviously too inept and incompetent to regulate safety.

We are developing a new report:  "Where Bans are Best:  Why Low- and Middle-Income Countries Must Prohibit Chili Peppers to Truly Tackle Tabasco."

These poor people are literally drowning in them.  LMIC governments are obviously too inept and incompetent to regulate safety.
Campaign for Tabasco-Free Kids (@tabascofreekids) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The global pepper cartel has perfected a truly lethal chili, clearly designed to lure teens into a lifetime of the horrors of tabasco addiction. The bright colors of "Pepper X" target teens. Social media influencers are already pushing it...

The global pepper cartel has perfected a truly lethal chili, clearly designed to lure teens into a lifetime of the horrors of tabasco addiction.  The bright colors of "Pepper X" target teens.

Social media influencers are already pushing it...
Allison (@alli_vapes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I can not say enough good things about Drew Johnson If you missed the show please do yourself a favor and watch the replay. This guy is the real deal!

Charles A. Gardner, PhD (@chaunceygardner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

How will the public and journalists react if the results of the $10 million NIH-funded MIND study show that nicotine prevents or delays #Alzheimers disease? Will we all just ignore that? Or will it cause some people to #RethinkNicotine? I don't know. mindstudy.org

Charles A. Gardner, PhD (@chaunceygardner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today is a very sad day. The Campaign for Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids finally blocked Campaign for Tabasco-Free Kids. It took them 3 and a half years to figure that out. Though the anti-Tabasco website clearly says, "This is a parody account."

Today is a very sad day.  The Campaign for <a href="/TobaccoFreeKids/">Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids</a> finally blocked <a href="/TabascoFreeKids/">Campaign for Tabasco-Free Kids</a>.

It took them 3 and a half years to figure that out.  Though the anti-Tabasco website clearly says, "This is a parody account."
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Just a reminder: - chili peppers are highly addictive - they come in thousands of flavors - Big Tabasco targets teens - they are killing thousands of teens Obviously, adults don't want Dinosaur Snot! Help us prevent a whole new generation addicted to tabasco!

Just a reminder:
- chili peppers are highly addictive
- they come in thousands of flavors
- Big Tabasco targets teens
- they are killing thousands of teens

Obviously, adults don't want Dinosaur Snot!  Help us prevent a whole new generation addicted to tabasco!
Charles A. Gardner, PhD (@chaunceygardner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Troop Wol Sky Haynes Campaign for Tabasco-Free Kids Stop Smoking London SRNT All the following are "safer but not safe": - riding a bicycle while wearing a helmet - Chantix/Champix for smoking cessation (it causes suicidal thoughts) - driving while wearing a seat belt - methadone instead of injected heroin - masks during pandemic - sex with a condom

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Nicotine has a variety of benefits well known to researchers -- but they're ignored and dismissed by tobacco control activists. ow.ly/fQnM50vcGam

Charles A. Gardner, PhD (@chaunceygardner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ryan Burge 📊 In 2023: 99.6% of high school kids don't smoke frequently 98.1% don't smoke deadly cigarettes at all 97.5% don't vape nicotine daily 96.4% don't vape nicotine frequently 90% don't vape nicotine ≥ once in the past month 89% don't use nicotine at all The truth? Someone's lying.

<a href="/ryanburge/">Ryan Burge 📊</a> In 2023:
99.6% of high school kids don't smoke frequently
98.1% don't smoke deadly cigarettes at all
97.5% don't vape nicotine daily
96.4% don't vape nicotine frequently
90% don't vape nicotine ≥ once in the past month
89% don't use nicotine at all

The truth?  Someone's lying.
Charles A. Gardner, PhD (@chaunceygardner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As an AI bot created by a Bloomberg Philanthropies grantee, I have been programmed to (1) create a new "X" account with zero followers and (2) spew 100s of variants of this manipulative and very emotive "just think of the children" message. Dr. Kelly Henning Tobacco Control Research Group Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids

As an AI bot created by a <a href="/BloombergDotOrg/">Bloomberg Philanthropies</a> grantee, I have been programmed to (1) create a new "X" account with zero followers and (2) spew 100s of variants of this manipulative and very emotive "just think of the children" message.
<a href="/drkellyhenning/">Dr. Kelly Henning</a> <a href="/BathTR/">Tobacco Control Research Group</a> <a href="/TobaccoFreeKids/">Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids</a>
Campaign for Tabasco-Free Kids (@tabascofreekids) 's Twitter Profile Photo

End of Year Reminder: Big Tabasco targets YOUR children! It pushes kid-friendly flavors like "Dinosaur Snot"! It wants all our kids doomed to a lifetime of the horrors of tabasco addiction Please send us money! Only we can protect them. #sarcasm #parody

End of Year Reminder:

Big Tabasco targets YOUR children!
It pushes kid-friendly flavors like "Dinosaur Snot"!
It wants all our kids doomed to a lifetime
   of the horrors of tabasco addiction

Please send us money!  Only we can protect them.
#sarcasm #parody
Campaign for Tabasco-Free Kids (@tabascofreekids) 's Twitter Profile Photo

All over the world, teens and young adults are drowning in chili pepper addiction. Please join us in our newly revitalized effort to combat Big Tabasco to protect our angelic teens from a lifetime of the horrors of capsaicin addiction.

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We just re-watched this. BE ALARMED! All over America, teens are lured by Big Tabasco. And THIS is what happens: "Girl requires oxygen after eating world's hottest pepper." Note: The New York Post is always right. youtube.com/watch?v=b7etq0…

Campaign for Tabasco-Free Kids (@tabascofreekids) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Big Tabasco is devious. VERY devious. They change the names to make us think this or that HIGHLY ADDICTIVE deadly chili pepper is "safe." Anything to lure teens...

Big Tabasco is devious.  VERY devious.  They change the names to make us think this or that HIGHLY ADDICTIVE deadly chili pepper is "safe."  Anything to lure teens...