I'd also like to add the 'All-Round Awesome Person' award to this list of accolades

Very funny that we still haven't done the farewell show

Still World Champion

I think at this point most of the roster are retired (or cancelled)

I would run some shows again if there was a fun way to do it with minimal effort from me because I'm lazy. So if anyone has some ideas, let me know

Any takers?

100 men vs 1 gorilla? I'll book it. Who's in?

99 to go

Let me know if you find them, I've been looking for years.

We're working on it

Dude this was like 5 years ago

Okay see you in about a year

First of all, you take that back right now. Second of all, that's a NEW TROI? I'm getting old

I think all my roster's contracts have expired by now, there's nothing left

Nobody's stupid enough to fall for my false promises again

Looks like someone is falling for it, hook, line and sinker!

Sorry we've got like a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde thing going on

It wouldn't be the first time I've got into legal trouble. Apparently you can't dump bunch of wrestlers on an island and expect them to fight

My favourite eccentricity is my magic trick where I disappear for 6-12 months