I can’t believe it! I finally found my sensei!!!!!@@&&$$

I hope Elon buys Twitter so the blue bird can be redesigned with a shitty mullet

I know he’s cute but Jack Harlows career gives me make a wish vibes

My new degen life hack is to put edibles in the pantry with regular food so I don’t get the completely natural urge to drop a heroic dose and meet Moses in lieu of preying upon newbie NFT traders’ infinitely wise and somehow endearing life decisions.

Jordan Lyall "The next Cardano upgrade will enable mind-controlled fart recycling..."

Oh

This is so exciting watching everyone losing money and refusing to blame it on their own bad decisions. @

Mexican Coke is better than American Coke.

Did not see tweets like this coming no sir I did not

As I await crypto summer

Inb4 Errol stops delivering the post

Since Beyonce on #RENAISSANCE and Drake on Honestly Nevermind have now both come out with shameless house pop pandering upscale cocktail bar bops I fully expect Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Kanye, and Lil Mosey to do the same ASAP

I am the farokh of shitting on farokh: Just barely smart enough to get by but too stupid not to try

That was a speech and Charles was indeed saying the words

Cruel and unusual torture: death by mayonnaise

Can anyone recommend any highly profitable trading strategies?

50% of people don’t have an inner dialogue and somehow they all ended up on Twitter.

How tf you have a mortgage but tip 0$ doordash