Tonight I learned that (like me) my cat likes to be dramatic and scream at other cats if they’re near her...much like my internal screams when forced into social interaction

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

Hey Wizards District Gaming how many retweets for an autographed team photo?👀 👻 John Fields @Jinsanity_3 @ReeseDaGod23 Gilly @EvanHinsch ThePcross11

Way to go Sydney Warcup!!! #OnceARiderAlwaysARider #nowshesaBISON

How to be Midwestern: 1. Drive past farm 2. Pause conversation 3. Say “cows” 4. Resume conversation as if nothing happened

The best part about spring is I don’t have to play Russian Roulette when driving across an intersection anymore

Who's feeling ugly & proud today?

With the current devastation in Houston, we are pledging $0.15 for every RT this gets! Please forward this along to help out those in need!

SPA Administrative Director Dean Opp and SPA Alumna Sydney Warcup are in Washington, D.C. to represent SPA at the award ceremony taking place today at 12pm Central time. It is going to be live streamed! youtube.com/channel/UCUp7V… #SPA30 #SPAcelebrates

Check out Sydney Warcup and Mr. Opp representing SPA in D.C! So cool to see such an awesome program being recognized for all it does. #SPAcelebrates #gfschools (Mr. Opp is wearing a tie!!!)

Dean Opp and Sydney Warcup respresenting SPA with the NAHYP! #GFSchools #SPAcelebrates #SPA30

Check out the RRHS_Activities Winter Drama Production of Neil Simon's "The Odd Couple" on Feb. 1-3 at 7:00 pm and Feb. 4th at 2:00 pm in the RRHS Theatre. Call 746-2411 for reservations.

Check out the RRHS_Activities Winter Drama Production of Neil Simon's "The Odd Couple" THIS WEEK on Feb. 1-3 at 7:00 pm and Feb. 4th at 2:00 pm in the RRHS Theatre. Call 746-2411 for reservations.

💕Today is your final day💘 Velvetones and Manatones will be selling Valentines Day sing-a-grams for $3 or 2 for $5 today at lunch at the help desk! #ForTheRide

Amazing job to the cast and crew of Central’s Spamalot! Especially my favorite knight Adam Mastel 🏳️‍🌈 Definitely a must see if you wanna have a great time and some laughs. Bravo! 👏🏻

Break ups can also occur if your boyfriend puts your cat in the freezer. x.com/uberfacts/stat…

It’s Show Week!!! #ManOfLaMancha #ForTheRide x.com/ahovey12/statu…

Man of La Mancha Parent/Student Night tomorrow. 7 pm. Red River Performance Hall. Be there