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Sydney Davis Jr. Jr.

@sydneydavisjrjr

Comedian || Satirist || @TheSecondCity & @3rdcoastcomedy || "TRASH” on Amazon || “Growing Up Fundie" pod || The Humorous Humanist

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Today, I asked a Gen Z if they thought I wasn’t Turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club, and they asked me wtf I was talking about. Jesus wept.

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Harry: “I’m gonna write a tell-all with all the juicy secrets from my famous family, and how they’re basically a cult.” Jinger: “Hold my beverage.”

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Name something supposedly casual that actually feels like a crime. I’ll go first: When I’m napping, and my dog is napping, but we aren’t napping together.

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Sometimes I think I would like being famous, and could totally handle the heat. Then I remember how I’m STILL pressed about the one time someone left a mild critique in my honesty box in 2007.

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The moms of sassy teens on Netflix shows are starting to get WAYYY to close to the same age as me. Who do I send my complaint to about this????

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Between living with 3 parrots, 1 dog, and 1 human man, the first 4 hours of my day are spent politely but fervently begging one species to exist quieter, so that another species can sleep longer, before waking up cantankerously in search for food.

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I’m so pissed off about this new #Netflix password-sharing debacle, I’d cancel my membership right this very moment if I’d been the one paying for it all these years.

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Boyfriend: *buys brand new 4K TV* My dumbass: “idk the picture quality seems the same as the old TV???” Boyfriend: “It’s probably better if you wear your glasses.”

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It has come to my attention that the open mics here in Nashville have seen a recent and monumental uptick in “women who own birds” content from men, and to that I say: - You’re welcome for the free material - I’ll take my royalties via Venmo or CashApp

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YouTube be like: True Crime Host: “And what were your only daughter’s last words to you before she died?” Murdered Sorority Girl’s Mother: “She said… (stifles sob) she said to me-“ 🎶🎵🎶🎵WAYFAIR YOU’VE GOT JUST WHAT I NEED🎶🎵🎶🎵

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Finding out I need a mouth guard to protect myself from my own teeth-grinding at night doesn’t seem very Thirty Flirty and Thriving of me. Where was THIS part in all the rom coms???

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5pm central time today myself and a wonderful group of knuckleheads will be hanging out with Sydney Davis Jr. Jr. on her channel and chatting it up about religion 🤘🤘 come join us! There will be laughs, there will be tears, there will be heathenry! youtube.com/watch?v=akEOJz…

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On this day, the first of July, in the 2023rd year of our lord, during my 31st trip around the sun, I tried to take a screenshot to show someone how my iphone screen was finally fixed.

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Interested in appearing on an episode of "Growing Up Fundie"? We welcome Christians, Atheists, and everyone in between. I promise you: your story, your experiences, and your beliefs are interesting. forms.gle/pCfgxMSMnXS1KG…

Interested in appearing on an episode of "Growing Up Fundie"? We welcome Christians, Atheists, and everyone in between. I promise you: your story, your experiences, and your beliefs are interesting.

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Rebellion in my teens and 20’s: Eyeliner. Hot Topic. Music with the F word. Using my phone under the covers. Doing my homework in the morning instead of the night before. Wasting all my money on Starbucks. Forever 21. Rebellion in my 30’s: Still calling it Twitter.

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Idk if you guys know this, but there’s actually a 28th amendment to the US Constitution, and it ratifies the law that, upon petting someone’s dog, you’re required to ask it if it smells your doggy on you.

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Remember when we’d be in line at the grocery store with our moms, and the store was like “If you’re not afraid of Bat Boy, you should be.”