I'm so fucking tired of going pee I can't believe I have decades of this shit left fuck this

🐣 little steps 🐣

I am begging my western friends to install a bidet in their homes or apartments. Life is too short to have a dirty butt, dude

Expansion, YouTube is barely even a TV activity. Only a certain kind of YouTube video belongs up there

Fuck this is such a good idea, like what does the industrial revolution look like here? Music boxes and percussion instruments probably get a lot more play than wind and string, though fretted string instruments would probably become more common, and no more slide trombone

I can't believe Grant O'Brian said the hard r live on dropout

I miss my boyfriend Barley Onward and my mentor with benefits Senshi Dungeon Meshi

Senshi Dungeon Meshi come back I beg of you

We treat cops like inactive shooters.

fun fact! the devil from the bible was actually BASED ON Sam Reich, who has as we know, been here the whole time<3

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me singing under my breath: ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵉⁿⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵉⁿⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵃ ᵈᵃⁿᶜᵉ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ⁱˢ ᵃ ᵍᵉⁿⁱᵘˢ ʷʰᵒ ᵏⁿᵒʷˢ ⁱᵗ ⁱⁿ ᵃᵈᵛᵃⁿᶜᵉ
my flatmate, who generally respects me otherwise: hey you've been lightly chanting for 15 minutes, are u okay

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I can't wait till Laufey gets sick of being held to her current standard and releases an album with a completely different tone and genre, I just know it'll go so hard

Happy sacred super palindrom 4/20/24 party people, its been 100 years in the making

Absolutely insane that gay people now use ‘gay panic’ to mean “omg youre so hot!! Im gay & im panicking!!!” when it was originally the name of a legal strategy used in court to justify killing a gay person. personally, i think we shouldve reclaimed “dont ask dont tell” instead.

HADES: (reading)
PERSEPHONE: (scrolling phone) haha
HADES: ?
PERSPHONE: (shows phone)
HADES: lol yes
HADES: (reading)
PERSEPHONE: (scrolling)
PERSEPHONE: OH SHIT ITS SPRING
HADES: FUCK. FUCK. YOUR MOM IS GOING TO KILL US GET IN THE CAR
PERSEPHONE: LEAVE THE BAGS THERES NO TIME

Oh god a tiktoker just made a video replying to my comment, and I didn't say anything mean and she didn't say anything mean, but I feel like I'm being berated