Nick Woltemade does nothing but run around quite slowly and gets paid thousands. That’s one thing we have in common at least.

I’d try and forget the last 10 league fixtures if I was them too tbf. #SAFC

“I just whipped your ass” - Austin 3:16

I always find it funny when they try the we beat you line like look at the team we had and Michael Beale. #SAFC

This wouldn’t have been breaking news if it was posted ten years ago.

2018 Ellis short be like #SAFC

Get the tape out, Dennis. You’re time is now. #SAFC

Thanks for that added time 👍 Hoping the “injury” isn’t too serious 🤭 #ROVvPNE | #Rovers 🔵⚪️

Let’s get 40 points, enjoy the season, strengthen in the summer and figure out how to win away. #SAFC

I’ve had my eye on Promise David this season. Big unit, good finishing. Built like Regis likes. Another goal tonight and we like the Belgian league lads. I hope we’re all over this as a Isidor replacement. #SAFC

Why are we interviewing the curling team after losing the final when they’re clearly emotional? #Olympics2026

The Geertruida in army will be fuming today when we move the midfield around and he’s not in. #SAFC

Hey Angulo can you stop fucking round at the back? Cheers #SAFC

Ah fucking brilliant, can’t wait for Mundle to do fuck all. #SAFC

I don’t want to see Mundle anywhere near the XI next week. #SAFC

Well done Brobbey, unbelievable unnecessary.

Let’s remember that he is human. He’s just not a footballer.

Can we end the season now and start again in August?

Anyone fancy giving Brobbey a ring and call him Altidore again so he goes on another unbelievable run? #SAFC

Survival was always the goal for this season. It’s a shame due to our great start. To anyone worried about relegation we have to play all these ticked again. We need 2 more wins at most. We will be fine #SAFC