Don't ever have a heart attack around me just as "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" starts up, because it'll be seven minutes before I call 911.

Check out Wolfgang Baur and Steve Winter on #DragonTalk over on twitch.tv/DND as they talk about #GhostsofSaltmarsh with @GregTito and shelly mazzanoble! #dnd #dnd5e

Had a great time dragontalking about Ghosts of Saltmarsh and recent Kobold Press offerings. Thanks @Gregtito, shelly mazzanoble, and Wolfgang Baur!

GM Tip: Combine any G-monster with gnolls to make something better: gnargoyles, gniants, gnith, gnoblins, gnolems, gnorgons, gnouls . . .

@DnDJester I think a better question is, why is it "on all fours?" Shouldn't it be "on all four?"

New #TableTopBabble - Wolfgang Baur @Dan_Dillon_1 Steve Winter talk #RPG worldbuiling & spell design! Kobold Press #dnd bit.ly/2iUBMpV

If a #dnd monster's ultra-cool special ability takes more than 600 words to describe, the designer gets an F.

.Dave Clark That's the idea. My approach (next week) is slightly simpler than that, but it's easy to mod. ow.ly/saEy308CJbX

@ravenheisenberg I can't speak for AL, but I'd certainly like to think so. Why should it matter what's 20 miles away? Ask Robert Adducci @[email protected]

Random dungeon generation series by Steve Winter continues on the Kobold blog! koboldpress.com/howling-tower-…

Hah! Take that, knife! Couldn't cut me today because my thumb is protected by the bandage over yesterday's cut. You're not so tough.

Happy birthday, Mr. Lovecraft!

If you didn't get to see the retrospective museum at Gen Con 50, here are a few pictures! facebook.com/permalink.php?…

Now that Tomb of Annihilation is about to release, my playtesters are at last closing in on the finale of the adventure.

"And it's Banana Candy heading into the turn..." x.com/Kotaku/status/…

If congress is confused about what to fix in the tax code, I suspect they could find a blueprint for reform in Trump's tax returns.

The Creature Codex is fully funded, thank you all so much! But wait... Are those stretch goals I see before me? #dnd #dnd5e kickstarter.com/projects/35068…

#dnd developer tip: When coming up with a new monster, hold out for a stronger concept than just two animals, or an animal and a thing, that form a cool new word when their names are mashed together.

Overused, trite word of the day: "forth." Delete it from your vocabulary. Your editor and readers will thank you.

The deadline for the One Page Dungeon Contest 10th Annivesrary is fast approaching! Kobold Press is a proud sponsor of the contest, and Steve Winter is a judge this year! Submit your awesome dungeon before April 30th! dungeoncontest.com