I hope the vaccine is a gummy

VOTE.

According to Jewish tradition, a person who dies on Rosh Hashanah, which began tonight, is a tzaddik, a person of great righteousness. Baruch Dayan HaEmet.

main source of joy is this guy who frantically guesses what color the paint is going to be

We know times may be challenging, but the Biden cat coalition wants to make sure you stay PAWsitive.

I am sorry to report that this photo is objectively funny

Some of the people who stormed the Capitol today could be home by now, watching TV, because they were NOT ARRESTED

OK doomscrolling is bad but have you SEEN the quality of the doom this week?

I love the idea that someone just moved a JIRA ticket titled `Permanently suspend Donald J. Trump` to `DONE`

If you impeach Trump his followers will riot. If you don’t impeach Trump his follows will riot AND you won’t have impeached Trump. Those are the only two choices.

Dawn Chambers’ Anger Translator

this was her first time at a park

I think the Internet needs to know that Rita Moreno and Lizzo are wearing the same outfit tonight.

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