Sheriff: ok we need volunteers to go as undercover college students.

Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go.

Sheriff: anyone else?

Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go to brain gym.

this is real

There's a bit of male pregnancy in every cup!

deer wit da butter on em

hey guys i came up with new words for based and cringe. its 'Crisp' and 'Soggy' so when you see a good post you say thats crisp. if its not so good its soggy.

Let me know what u think guys. thanks

asked the bird therian im seeing if she’d still like me if i were a worm, and she said she really really really really really really would

i am a decoy here for strawbs

like and retweet and you will complete my side quest.

click show to collect ur reward 🩷💋

orbital striking the gays

pass the ancient herb bro

i do not want to work i want to sunbathe on my swamp deck

porsche grown spliff got me on the floor reliving 911 like an ancestral memory unlocked by the spice melange

can you Phil it Collins in the air tonight?

Customer: LOVE HER TOES
DMV: LOVE HER TOES

Verdict: ACCEPTED

Map of the Australo-Hungarian empire in 1783

Dyslexia jumpscare

Third time he's asked this week.
(It's monday)