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In 2023 we achieved: a flat-lining economy, record NHS waiting lists, biggest tax burden since the War, highest ever national debt, huge energy bills, largest fall in living standards on record, rivers full of shit... but I'm sure we can do even more in 2024. Happy New Year!

Yes, I did try to get Dominic Cummings to help me, because nothing says integrity, professionalism and accountability like bringing back a toxic, misogynistic, lying sciopath. theguardian.com/politics/2023/…

It’s so cold in the house that a light comes on when I open the door

Happy #Caturday x.com/DaleRTyMG/stat…

Well I never! I thought it would have been the zoo or the castle… 😳

What a truly revolting thing to say…..

Politicians and senior police officers will put on their most sorrowful faces and speak meaningless platitudes and then move on without recognising and dealing with the root cause of the problem. It will happen again sadly. #southportattack

I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and 4 cubs." "That's terrible," she replied, "Are they moving?" "I'm not sure to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."

It’s either pigeons calling each other or a wagon reversing. I’ll have to investigate

Let's make him famous. Who is he? This is a clear and unambiguous call for the murder of Israelis and supporters of Israel. That's not free speech, that's a crime. Are you paying attention Metropolitan Police ?

Oh look, here he is! We found him for you Metropolitan Police. Now do your job and arrest him.

Time to bring the army in. This Arabic speaking mess is Craig Guildford, Chief Constable of West Midlands Police, pledging to protect Muslims in the Midlands, but not Jews, who he has banned because he won’t guarantee *their* safety. He should be fired. Aston Villa

A grooming gang survivor speaks: "We met Jess Phillips and all she wanted to do was walk away from the situation" Absolutely damning statement

🚨I’VE ACCIDENTALLY POSTED THE TWEET SHABANA MAHMOOD DELETED…OOPS‼️

Another video of British Home Secretary Shabana Mahmoud deleted from her website. One she would like you to forget about