What we’re all missing is that Conspiracy Theory is an anagram of Rise, Horny Copycat

We are as far from the start of Monty Python as Monty Python was from the first big ‘talkie’, The Jazz Singer. Wonder if the avant-garde young John Cleese of 1969 would have considered Al Jolson’s thoughts on entertaiment as relevant..?

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The government just wrote off more than the entire BBC annual licence fee income to Covid fraud. They're happy to fraud financial criminals with taxpayers' money, not a great (if imperfect) cultural institution, which they will merrily sacrifice just to keep the heat off Boris.

Two Melbourne International Comedy Festival shows listed together seem to be having an existential debate…

Narrator: 'And aren't we all, ultimately, in a queue for a coffin...'

That chess grandmaster accused of cheating with vibrating anal beads... Was he rumbled after his opponent saw his opening move?

So how about some remakes? Little Miss Sunni-Shine, Ramadances With Wolves, 10 Things I Caliphate About You, The Mosque-ito Coast, Sharia Window...

Angry man baffled at how cancel culture kicked in at exactly the same time he stopped being funny

I wonder who the Facebook algorithm thinks I am? In the Venn diagram overlap of Muslim hikers and Chubby Brown fans...

Google 'Double Asteroid Redirection Test (DART)'

This Christmas, remember the Little Lord Jesus is the OG nepo baby

Boris Johnson quits to spend more time with his families

It's obviously a mistake that the BBC weather app started giving autumnal temperatures just before the biggest LGBT celebration in London. Everyone knows Pride comes *before* a fall.

“Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored! BORED!”: five ways Adrian Edmondson brought some much-needed punk to British comedy - panmacmillan.com/blogs/general/…

Not much of a hot take but ticket agents are thieving bastards, aren't they? £55 for a full evening's entertainment from group of talented artists. Vs £13.70 - 25 per cent – for doing what? Taking a credit card payment?

The Chortle Comedy Book Festival is back with Ed Gamble, Lou Sanders, Sara Pascoe, Cariad Lloyd, Robin Ince, Doon Mackichan, and Bob Cryer – son of comedy legend Barry  chortl.es/3UqLsfU

Rishi Sunak says he's 'not a betting person'. But wasn't he a hedge fund manager????

Very much enjoying the football on the brilliant ITVX

It's brilliant service like this that make the massive fees Ticketmaster charge worthwhile