"I don't think he's interested in being interested in what they're interested in" Gary Dell'Abate about JD Harmeyer (via @jshizz1980)

"Every hooker from the Philippines looks the same, great body and kinda those funny faces" Howard Stern (via Michael Walter)

"And the wiiiind, cries, GAAAARRRRY!"- Jimi Hendrix/Richard Simmons (via Zing Ding)

"You know who's nervous about the Ukraine? The strip clubs. That's where all the good strippers come from" Howard Stern (via Michael Walter)

"Jimmy Fallon better hope his ratings go down or NBC is gonna replace him" Howard Stern (via Michael Walter)

"I get down for my crown." @RealTracyMorgan Stern Show Howard Stern #howard101 #loveit (via Retro Bakery)

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"I gotta be honest I thought rap would go away, like, after the beastie boys" Howard Stern (via Michael Walter)

"Fuck trending. I crave a simpler time." Howard discussing waffle tacos trending on internet (via this cool mom)

"Uh Gary book this guy and his wife so we can see his wife's labia" Howard Stern (Via Michael Walter)

"I don't want my 2nd film to be Sharknado" H.S. (Via Mike Ward)

"murderers go free because this idiot needs a boyfriend?!" Howard Stern on The Bachelorette (via @jshizz1980)

"no more labia pictures please " (via @RossD12)

Howard: "What is funny abt Pop-Tarts?" Jerry Seinfeld: "That they can't go stale cuz they were never fresh." (Via @worldchampyon)

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"stop touching what's in your pants and start maximizing what's in your bank account" Howard Stern to JD Harmeyer (via @jshizz1980)

"The blessing in life is when you find the torturer you are comfortable with" Jerry Seinfeld #Quote to Howard Stern (via Trevor Noah The First)

"You think everyone saw your tweet, but really no one saw your tweet" Jerry Seinfeld #Quote to Howard Stern - (via Trevor Noah The First)

"I don't even wanna go to regular Asia, let alone Malaysia." -Howard (via this cool mom)