Heads up. This is a ticket only event because the venue is of limited size. People who entered the lottery already got their tix. The #Texans Draft Party is Friday and is open to all. Very stoked to see decades of Texans this week. Love y’all, 2024 oh yeah let’s enjoy it 😎🙌

Right across the street!

This a lovely clip tho it leaves out the fun Nick Caserio clip saying that he isn’t someone who should talk about unis

Also, I nice DeMeco as player clip. Would like to see more 59 GIFs from people who do that sort of things. Gets me hype ahaha I loved watching how he played

Some fans wonder if it is cool to “jump on the #Texans bandwagon.” This is my thinking:

Texans aren’t a bandwagon, we are a people. Some of us are born, some of us are made, you can choose to be a Texan, just don’t tell us how to Texan

Also, all y’all don’t need to move here

Sometimes the old jokes are the best jokes because they are just driving down the road, seeing what you see

Anyway, please copy this picture and save and use it if you like. I enjoy seeing my pictures in the internet wilds

Good morning 🌞😎🙌

This story is told with such joy. Sports and living big, what a great combo 👍

man this poor dude 😭

It’s fun

I recorded this Space about the #Texans . Enjoy.

/I got a little extra and some language came out but sometimes that happens in football ✌️❤️

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Yo. Life is meant to be enjoyed. We are #Texans let’s talk Texans. At night. twitter.com/i/spaces/1yNxa…

If I seem a little direct tonight, it is because sometimes I am like that and JUST WATCHED EPISODES 1 and 2 of FALLOUT. My goodness how am I going to be able to sleep. Too stoked ahaha

Affect how fans feel? What kind of 💩 is this? There’s gonna be new uniforms. For your team that HAS BADASSES ALL OVER IT. Waaaah feelings. Who gives a crap? It got done. Feeelz waaaah

Sportsball >>>> Feelzball >>>> Fashion Feelzball GTFOH.

Hey #Texans people. Wrote this to encourage all the Texans partiers of all types. Your job is to have good fun. Gonna be at events and On Here and Houston forever lol. Would love to see you 😎🙌 chron.com/sports/texans/…

Do you advertise? The FTC has many rules for many contexts to reduce deceptive advertising. They also have rules specific to 'influencer' ads. This is not legal advice, just me observing online generally that some of y'all may need to be more mindful on this topic. Pls read🧵

Must say I am not a regrets person. Beg forgiveness. Bygones. We all are human, would like do overs. Many of my do overs involve assuming things I should not have assumed in ways that hurt myself and others. Easy to do. I just want to go thru the world gently…lol my jobs tho

Just kinda think men are too emotional for sports, y'know?

When I first started sportswriting, it was in response to snarkstyle. I wanted to focus on the humanity of its participants--players, fans, coaches, staff, etc. Hard to analyze stuff, be fair, and keep humanity at its center. Sometimes I fell short.

This tho. This is a why.

I have no idea what the write-ups will be for the #Texans nu unis but if they feel a little too extra, please just blow that part off.

Over-marketing reminds me of the Mike Birbiglia and Todd Barry WIO podcast where they talked about pizza, and that only bad pizza needs ads lol.