I have a giant speaker with "ding dong the witch is dead" cued up and 30 white doves in a cage ready to be released when that news drops.

okay my friend in the White House press pool says he’s going golfing today, everyone stand down, good practice run great job team we can get a few more drills in before the big day

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They were underage. Subtle lyrics. 🔥xx "We washed the X's off our hands at the honky-tonk We two-stepped pretty bad and pretended we were drunk Shared cigarettes and talked about what we would do I knew no matter what I did, I'd never be with you..." youtu.be/TVMiRBSp1ks?si…

Not my boo following my EXACT directions and texting me this morning to tell me he picked Travis Kelce in his fantasy league draft! 🏈👑✨️

I turned around, the bottle fell to pieces on the floor You laughed, said, "We should do this more" You know I'd give every dollar in my purse For another one of your detours For another night Another night Another night Shiiiiiiires Ol’ Monster Shires🔥 youtu.be/Er4Ukf9H5Wo?si…

The crackling sound, the distinct, smoky smell … it’s green chile season in New Mexico. 🌶️

Trail Rider. Mmmmmm. Italian sub. Green chile smashed cheeseburger. So good. Got some canoli to go.

Hey Trump, do you know who’s coming for you? All those little girls that you raped years ago are now grown up. And they are coming for you. September 3rd, be prepared.

Gone but not forgotten.😍 #28Years #DianaQueenOfHearts

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Daydreaming about Cafe Olé in Tulsa. The queso olé is so unique! cafeoletulsa.com/menu/

Take me back to Tulsa.

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But I can see us lost in the memory August slipped away into a moment in time 'Cause it was never mine And I can see us twisted in bedsheets August sipped away like a bottle of wine

Tryna get my ass motivated to go swimming and watch some live tennis.