10 simple facts about North Carolina/Helene: 1. Biden declared a national emergency on Friday 2. Biden declared a major disaster on Saturday, which means survivors can already apply for FEMA funds 3. There are 5,000+ national guardsman in North Carolina 4. The U.S. Coast

And, by the way, conservative Republicans in Congress literally kept additional FEMA funding out of a stopgap bill *5 days ago* ... so if you hear them asking why we are giving money to Ukraine but not FEMA, that's why.

♠️PokerStars asked a group of us 👯‍♀️ ❓Question: What would bring value to you at a ladies event? 🤷‍♀️ 👱‍♀️The answer: Guarantees 🤑 📅Two weeks later: 🔥 (plus Seat/Travel to the Women's Fest w £100,000 GTD)

A lot of horror happening in the world right now. I'm sorry. Stay safe y'all. Just awful.

My triumphant return to Reno! (Last time I was there, I broke up a street fight and almost got stabbed in the process)

The real October Surprise is Sam Grafton poker joining us in commentary today for live coverage of the WCOOP Super High Roller. Broadcast kicks off at 11:30am Pacific, 7:30pm UK. (about an hour and twenty minutes from now)

Tour dates for sexy people only. Everyone else, please ignore. Don't make it weird.

New on Cardplayer Lifestyle, Santi G-M spoke with @stapes about his new poker comic book Trapped. Interview + review here 👇 (Ed. note: I laughed out loud reading a couple of Joe's replies 😂) cardplayerlifestyle.com/editors-picks/…

The Kickstarter for this is still live today! Closing any minute now...

LOOOOOOOS AAAAAAAAANGELES Eephus premieres at AFI FEST October 25, with a second screening October 27. They will not conflict with the World Series games. Both screenings will have Q&As and I will be in them

The Day-Lewises are on a collision course with the Night Shyamalans, and all we can do is sit back and watch.

Woohooo Joe “Legacy Blue” Stapleton and Neil Gibson got funded and I will get to read Trapped!!! Awesome awesome.

We're down to the final 9️⃣ in the $10k #WCOOP Main Event. Don't miss cards-up coverage with James Hartigan, Joe “Legacy Blue” Stapleton, Maria Ho and Sam Grafton as we see who will emerge a #WCOOP NLHE World Champion 🏆 🔒 $79k locked 🏆 $1,007,058 for the win 📺 Live from BST on

It's the final day of the World Championship of Online Poker (2024) and we're calling all the action LIVE from the final 9 down to the winner who's scheduled to get over a million dollars...join us on Twitch in just over 60 minutes!

I'll be there a week from yesterday! (confusing, I know, figure it out)

So my friends PokerStars asked me to tell y’all about the upcoming North American Poker Tour & I said, “sounds like a great opportunity for me to be weird again. I’m in.” Nov 1-10 Resorts World Poker Room Win your $10k Gold Pass online or at regional qualifier! PokerStarsUSA

Couldn't have done it without you! Looking forward to that back rub!!

This is excellent.