Man was ahead of his time.

This Man Utd side is so bad. So so so bad. Bunch of DONKEYS 🐴

Me as an anasthetist checking if the patient is just praying with us or they desaturating...

Would be surprised if Ten Haag makes it back on the bus to Manchester.

Erik Ten Haag has to be sacked for this. No excuses.

Man Utd players saw the sky blue jersey and thought it was Man City.

What in the Manchester United is this?

Girls Text their Boyfriends who are not Doctors ; ' Im not feeling well ,come and see me'
To do what??????

The way my kitchen is upside-down. Let me leave this house and come back in the evening to sleep.

Once met a girl who told me she was in a complicated relationship. Her boyfriend has another girlfriend, the main one. Nonetheless she curved me because she was loyal to this boyfriend. Quite some way to take an L.

Bro literally has 3 different world class squads and he's being a cry baby.

'Hey Bixby, play Thandiswa Mazwai's Ingoma'

❤️🍃❤️

No woman can make you rich..know this and make peace...we can only make you a millionaire if you are already a billionaire

One thing I figured growing up, if you start drinking before 11am, zvinopera nema results chete🙌

Doritos really be feeling like you're eating makoko ebhodo reSadza with royco😭

Breaking the news of death to a parent remains the hardest part of my job so far. Trust me I feel like shit rn.

When you realize you're now the cousin that doesn't show up for family functions anymore.

So he was actually dealing drugs for real in Breaking Bad. I knew that wasn't acting😂

And use it for what? I don't have a gun