Moles are banned at HQ. Why didn't I do this two years ago.

...Well, that was easy. You better still be alive by Friday. Gabriel falls for any blonde's charms. Unfortunately for me, /you're/ the weakness. 🙄 Don't make me regret this a second time or you actually /will/ be spending time in the medbay.

Yeah, against Mr. Peter Blonde Parker.

You know, that Peter Parker Excuse™ only works once on me, Blondie. I hope you didn't just waste it. Friday. 7pm. [And a kiss on the cheek to seal the deal.] You better be there.

You're not ready for that kinda introspection, big guy.

We'll see if he stays back.

You asked!

You seriously gonna ask me that?

I don't post this type of stuff often, but oh man #SeductiveSunday is starting off strong this New Year!

And he said he wasn't a bottom.

No, the hell he ain't.

To: All Staff Fr: M. O'Hara Subject: New/Returning Staff I would like to extend a warm welcome to all new and returning staff to Spider Society HQ. I would also like to take this moment to remind you all that I still have this and I'm not afraid to use it. Thanks, - M. O'Hara

The first staff email we get from break and it's from our SAFO Commander displaying dominance and well.... shock around and find out! Welcome back, folks!

Here we go again...

What's up, hun?

Sooo, who wants to know our Head Honcho's biggest secret?