"I had a pretty good Christmas, but I still miss my dad singing Jingle Bells with the vigor of a much more talented man."

"I'm getting the feeling nobody stays dead here, but everyone is still surprised by that?"

"New year, but some things don't change."

"Story of my life."

"Ooo, a latte sounds reeeeeally good right now."

"I really need to go back to my own dimension. This one is clearly cursed."

"Woo boy, is my age showing yet?" #MyTwitterAnniversary

Mayday Parker #marvel #spiderverse #spidergirl #characterart #clipstudiopaint

"I may have followed Aunt May's matzo ball soup recipe, but it still doesn't taste quite right. Maybe next year."

"...Nobody tell Peter my dad was a cop..."

"Uh, just talking about science! Isn't it just awesome?"

"Oh yeah, I wouldn't trust SHIELD, Miles."

Miss you.

"It's amazing how one person can create so many different legacies. I've never been more proud to carry on my dad's."

"I really should've thought this whole 'rescue mission across the multiverse' thing through."

"I keep running out of clothes. At this rate I might have to resort to those cutoff jorts I found in Peter's closet."

"If you fold a slice and it snaps, that's not pizza. It's a cracker."

"It's a bagel and a schmear kinda morning. Just likes yesterday. And the day before that."

"You should only feel weird if it was Trix. Legally, I don't think you're allowed to eat Trix."

"If I had a nickel for every time Dad and Uncle Johnny broke up."