Micros Prime

🌫️ okay so first off we have this silver thing it looks like the twisty part of a wind up toy, but its massive. it was also weirdly cold in the package, i didn’t think we could afford insulated shipping.

🌫️ this thing was heavy! i was so scared it would stab into the ground if i dropped it. it looks a lot like a syringe, the kind in like hospitals and stuff. who the hell were they gonna vaccinate with this?? it smells like coins.

what did they do to my boy

what the hell do you call someone who hates aromantic / asexual people? aphobic? are they an aphobe?

knuckle cracking

OH MY GOD NO

the next time you reference that one copypasta please kindly remember that this is what you're talking about

Look, Gary! There I am!

Camembert burger eru- NO. NO. WE'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN. We've all had our fill of the biggest cheese burger of all time, now get out of my house

A thread of silly marimo/moss ball videos ✨🧵

you want starbucks so bad? then make it. STARBUCKS RECIPES LEAKS MEGATHREAD ‼️‼️

if Flowey didn't use any vines on papyrus' pelvis and foot:

peak

Gentle persuasion by Gabriel! #ULTRAKILL

Additionally, this mf haunts my Peepys folder Specmo

hi guys,, me andd Specmo limbus companying or something

Feliz cumpleaños hijo puta <3 Specmo

reviving this account to see something