How to get energy to make coffee?

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Give back when you got nothing, that way you dont have to give much.

Taala aur Chaabi dono dimaag mein hai, beech mein bas dimaag hai.

If you take nothing, they'll give you everything.

This is so sad.

Just unfair.

Wife: I am afraid someday you will fall off the balcony and die. Me: Have I ever died before?

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I think the greatest of all time debate is settled. The top 5 is from Dagestan. #UFC

Khamzat vs Khabib. Dagestan vs Chechnya. Come on UFC, Khabib might be best in the world, but how good is he in Russia?

There are no pictures of aliens, coz it's rude to click strangers.

The answer to every question is I don't know.

Bitterness on paper is funny.

So kind of you brother :)

You got to force the positive, negative comes on its own.

Mutton cooks faster than a story.

Update on my friend Daahab. Thank you for the help so far. We need a little more help. Details in the note below. tinyurl.com/3rnf3dk9

Life is a movie with an unpredictable middle.

How does the monk send an email? With no attachments.