When you’re negotiating with a man like Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman), you don’t send just anyone. You send the one man volatile enough, profane enough, and aggressively caffeinated enough to get it done….You send super‑agent Les Grossman (Tom Cruise).

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’ I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.

Still doing the meme.

What is this AI written nonsense😂 #cufc

Considering how many unfocused, tonally off, mazy, and indirect promo segments populate wrestling television today, I really appreciated how CM Punk’s promo last night cut to the heart of the issue with Bron Breakker and directly sold a title fight. CM Punk has earned bravado

Fine Gael Noel O'Donovan You sent my mother who cares for my father suffering from Alzheimers a letter informing her that her carer's allowance will be taxed from now on. You're literally taking €70 a week from an elderly woman & her disabled spouse - that you post this is an obscenity.

OK, go with me on this.

Kept busy. KIT💪WIL💪SON💪 and Matt Cardona mods made. #WWE2K25 #WWE2K26 #pcmods

External pressure, “system failures” and “human factors” contributed to the death of a 10-year-old Temple Street patient who underwent repeat surgeries at the hospital – according to a “private and confidential” Children’s Health Ireland internal report. ontheditch.com/private-and-co…

Permanently banned from Instagram

Can somebody tell me why this literal kick on Bruno in the Man City box, wasn’t checked on VAR or even talked about by pundits? I’ve seen endless replays of Dalots high challenge but the media is silent on this?

I wanna go on the piss with Dorgie Best

Had fun with these

The Ditch gained access to Jeffrey Epstein’s FedEx account – records show it was used for shipments long after his death and an address book including a senior Israeli military officer now considered a “strategic consultant” for “diplomatic matters”. ontheditch.com/gained-access-…

A small, sad man.

Fuck Jim Ratcliffe.