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Happy Birthday to Dragon Ball Z understander Thomas Pynchon

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SENSIBLE LABOUR MODERATE: there! a definitive list of which races are the most evil. that'll get rid of the far right

Meet the Luxembourgish wunderkind lighting up the UK migrant crime table

Migrant Crime Saturday - Live!

By the time of the next election, Sir Keir Starmer aims to have no beliefs, thoughts, or opinions. Observers are divided upon whether he will retain physical form - an unnamed party source indicated he is waiting for Reform to establish a clear position on corporeality.

You're a mess, man - get your story straight.

Me: ...and then if you're lucky, they'll schedule a guy to come in a month Franz Kafka [visibly tumescent, breathing heavily]: and you get to do this every time this 'washing machine' breaks?

Good to see Deliveroo checking in with a mate for Men's Mental Health

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'8 inches - soft...'

There's a new episode of Born Yesterday out now with ADAM LARTER (Weirdos Comedy) and DAVE CHAWNER Dave Chawner with Andy Barr + Alexander Bennett - Full special now on YouTube! ofc Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/1hVArM2zQ… Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/bor… Acast - shows.acast.com/born-yesterday

#ACMS 📅Monday 12th May 🏰The Phoenix 🕢7:30pm 🎟️£10+ online, from wegottickets.com/event/657033/ till 5pm on Monday, then £12 on the door 😻hosted by thom tuck. purveyor of fine comedy. & Andy Barr, with e.g. Ben Targét, Niteskreen, AND MORE 🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us yr names

#ACMS 📅TONIGHT! 🏰The Phoenix 🎟️£10+ from wegottickets.com/event/657033 till 5pm, then £12 on the door from 7pm 😻hosted by thom tuck. purveyor of fine comedy. & Andy Barr, with Mary O’Connell, Melinda Hughes, Rob Kemp, Sarah Bennetto. 🐀, AND MORE 🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us yr names

BRIGHTON! Pals, admirers (?) in the environs of Brighton - I will be bringing my new show to The Yellow Book on Sat 24th May, 5.30pm, and I am DESPERATE for you to come along. Tickets: sweetvenues.com/whats-on/andy-…

Cannot wait to do some truly uninspired Adam Curtis tiktok parodies for an audience of eight freaks

Hot damn there's a new episode of BORN YESTERDAY Born Yesterday with Roger O'Sullivan Roger O'Sullivan and CallaghansQuestions joining Andy Barr and I Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/1hVArM2zQ… Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/bor… Acast - shows.acast.com/born-yesterday