I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite print on the Citadel.

Is it too early to contact the Council just to hang up on them?

Remind me to have Traynor look into fitting a dvr in my cabin. Reapers always seem to invade when my favourite shows are on.

Wrex.

Thank you, Wrex.

Mom?!

Guess who's back? Time to kick Reaper butt once again

Who says I need to be on the Citadel to do that? I should go...

Guys, you wreck the tables on my ship, you clean em up after. That's an order from your Commander.

You really do paint a picture, Noel.

As if I've been called out by my mom...

It's also rude to appoint a Spectre then ignore all evidence they bring forward about said fate of Galaxy.

Liara wants you to think she's busy being the Shadow Broker at her terminal all day, when the truth is that she's addicted to Galaxy of Fantasy and has been levelling up her character.

My hamster has officially finished N7 training. Wonder if I can put them forward to be the first Spectre Hamster...

As an advanced artificial intelligence, I do not experience boredom.... except when the Council is speaking.

Seeing as certain members of the crew (not naming names) help themselves into my cabin when I'm not there, I might as well extend the invitation to the rest of the gang. My one rule: you have to feed the fish and hamster.

That'd be a firm no there, Wrex. Don't think human toothbrushes are designed for Krogan knashers

Shore leave has been a blast. The crew really got to let themselves relax and there were no clones this time. No fish tanks were destroyed.

Peace might be a stretch, especially if I'm around. Chaos just happens to find me.