I’m alright with them x.com/distantlycoldd…

Guess who’s back? And with a brand new spleen in a jar.. #CallMeDrKai

Taco is back Malachai Parker !!!

Glad to be back. x.com/cordiallight/s…

Dear Diary, Damon says I should wait till Caroline dates my brother then befriend her an... wait.... that fucking asshole.

Dear Diary, I'm going to go smack Carolines ass, see if she get mad or not..

Dear Diary,... she got mad. Maybe I should go see if Bonnie gets mad..

Dear Diary, Update. Bonnie got mad too.. apparently it's inappropriate to smack a girls ass, if you're not dating.. oops

Dear Diary, Caroline kissed me today, but then she started crying, maybe me wispering "she wants the D" was to far..

Dear Diary, I can smell something burning... Caroline must be cooking again

Dear Diary, I know I should be trying to fight my way out of Cade's deal, but CVS just mailed a coupon for 60% off hair conditioner.

Dear Diary, Caroline refused to watch scary movies with me, so I watched them alone and now I'm scared. I'm ashamed.. I'm over 100 years old

Dear Diary, Caroline is mad at me, apparently it's not ok to cancel our date to stay home writing Bonenzo fan fiction.. Can I live Caroline?

Dear Diary, Caroline keeps referring to my junk as "Little Steffy." Should I be offended?

I'm online!!! enjoy it while it lasts.

I'm finally out of the prison world, and I'd just like to say that I've missed barbie every day... Now where is that Bennet witch? I need to uh.. seek revenge.

Hello beautiful x.com/cordiallight/s…

You sure know how to make a witch smile. x.com/cordiallight/s…