Love ultrastructure, love synaptic vesicles, love pits. Had fun at the joint lab meeting with Imig/Cooper labs!

I have noticed with every bruins loss (during the work week) my commute becomes anger-filled and dangerous. Afraid to leave the house...

@ineberated and you're sure Ms. Frizzle isn't giving the kids LSD and allowing their hallucinations be the "field trip"? #magicschoolbus

@ineberated i should go back and watch them again. Loved that show.

I cannot wait to see B tomorrow! #vacation

Whelp about to board the plane, Gob, where are those damned forget-me-now pills?

Let's see how productive tomorrow will be #earlymorningworkout #pleasewakeupintime

"TITs is great, i mean if there was a place called butts; fuck it. I'm in" #thankyou Andrew Husband

"Yah but you haven't had sex" "well just in case of spotless insemination..." or as normal people call it immaculate conception. #labconvos

There has to be a circle in hell dedicated to a christmas song played in every instrumental version available. On repeat. #tistheseason

I feel like such a badass when I get the top off a jar on the first try. #invincible

76A Y92 champagne colored volvothing thanks for trying to run me over this AM #noturnsignal #dontcutmeoffbitch #bikerproblems

Sitting in a room with my red state relatives trying not to blow up as they endorse Trump. #GOPDebate

@ineberated certainly not his hairpiece

Jen Bush looks like Will Ferrell playing George Bush

@ineberated no, that's just how it looks IRL

@ineberated maple flavored cotton candy

Great pitch, Jeb: "Elect me, and I'll make America like Florida" Really??

KILL PEOPLE AND BREAK THINGS! ALL THE THINGS! #GOPDebate

@ineberated being president is about hearing disembodied voices and doing as they're told