Me in Vegas two weeks ago: “Caleb Williams for Heisman seems like a safe bet.” Caleb Williams two weeks later: * Goes 0-2 with three picks *

This took entirely too long. Also exhausted all my energy on the song construction and ran out of ideas for a clever title. Anyway…. The Dray Anthem. youtu.be/TTt28aUN7YI?si…

Ranked #5 in the state! 🦵🥊 Gym is “Strikers, Inc.” out of San Gabriel, CA. pmtwest.com/rank-men-cali

My review of the new #Andre3000 album: Andre has already beaten the rap game and this album is him just playing after the credits rolled. This new album is weird, but I love him anyways. He could fart in to a microphone for 20 minutes and I’d still call it a work of art.

When you want to save money but all of your favorite brands have started their #BlackFriday sales

This whole time I thought the Madonna-whore complex was a new way of saying “Tomayto Tomahto”

Normal people when they’re sick: *Miserable* Fighters when they’re sick: “Oh cool, now I’ll make weight!”

He may have transitioned to world traveling muay Thai fighter fending off ladyboys all over Thailand, but he’s still a comedian at heart.

HBD, Patrice

Hey Zac Elk look what they got me doin’ Petros Papadakis mattmoneysmith dead and alive PMS LISTENER UNION

Hey, it’s Ben Maller and LOONEY - I report, I decide !!! 📺

How you know the next Chappelle special is going to be a good one

I’m gonna tell my kids that “The Bernie Mac Show” was the original podcast

Now that I’m in another country… The United States is basically the Florida of the world.

I need Zac Elk to cue up the “I grew up a Clippers fan” sound byte Mark Gonzales

D-Wade’s kid out there like

I hope the studio gangsters apologize for everything they said to Zac Elk

What the 1,131 Panther fans are going to be thinking without a podcast… Kevin Figgers Adam Auslund

2025: “100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla” 2026: “100 Monkeys vs. Me, in Japan, inside Hell in a Cell, for custody of Punch the Monkey”