I understand this might just be an unrelated error on Steam’s part, but on the other hand… I’m huffing so much copium right now that I might overdose

The funniest outcome of this whole Highguard saga would be if it releases and absolutely pops off. So to make that happen, I will be Highguard’s OFFICIAL NUMBER ONE FAN for the next week! If you need any info about it lmk, however it will not be accurate and based on vibes only

BREAKING 🚨: NEW GLOBALLY SOURCED 2026 Most Anticipated Games List based on whether or not that game is Highguard

Okay I hated the pitch of this new Double Fine game at first, but the more I watch the more I’m like “this actually looks cool and unique as hell” haha

I was hoping the new Fable would look good at this showcase today, but it doesn’t. It looks AMAZING dude holy

Holy shit

FELLAS WE ARE SO UNQUESTIONABLY BACK

Hey guys! Got my early copy of Highguard, but apparently you have to play through a mandatory demo of some weird indie game before continuing. Does anyone know how long this is supposed to take so I can get back to the real game?

I’ve seen enough. Just bought 3 copies of Highguard. This masterpiece deserves every penny

Fellas the new video hit the trending page again, we are so unmistakably back

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Snam Ah yes, it's him. John Highguard.

METAL GEAR SOLID 4 IS FREE

Guys I fear KONAMI might be so fucking back

Oh good, I was wondering where my brand-destroying Xbox news of the month had been. I was starting to get worried Thankfully it looks like they’re switching to a weekly format based on this!

Mr Nadella, I understand your vision for the Xbox brand involves implementing subscriptions and AI to make trillions and trillions of dollars for Microsoft However, allow me to present to you an *alternate* approach which I believe can reach that same outcome