As promised: Jun - My Dystopian Robot Girlfriend

You shall not pass!

They're at karaoke singing this banger, unfortunately for Rumi it's a bit too accurate #werewolfrumiau #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS

… “blake… dont blame me for this.”

𝑪𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝑨𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑭𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆~♡

My character every time i use that one weapon in code: vein. No i will not stop i don’t care if i dance like a stripper i look fucking gorgeous

It does. Thinking requires energy. So it burns calories. Just not as much as one would hope.

Ive said it before and i will say it again. “Cat milf”

Nono. You were right the first time

Im sorry did i just have a stroke reading this? Im not the only one right?

Istg if a pretty girl just walked up to me and undressed id fold immediately. Nope. You’re mine now. Im getting you a pretty little collar and you’re becoming part of my hoard of treasures

First of all. (And im sure im gonna upset someone) elephant fillet sounds fucking delicious. I get that you shouldnt because you’re not allowed to hunt them but if i had the chance to legally i certainly wouldnt say no

“Wow thats fucking tragic. For you. That was me letting you know. Not a request.”

Praise the Omissiah, praise the machine spirit.

Rare aesthetic: playing Chains of Harrow for the first time and shitting your pants