"Steve Hyland: David johnson ok slinks lol what's that Patrick Bamford like? #nffc" he's a skillful striker. Good feet. Works very hard.

@neddy8. Congratulations to matty on his new baby eva rose #niceonefella

On the way to Manchester again?then to london. #boringhell. But looking on the bright side. I will be @ the Munich beer fest 2moro.

"Lovely: David johnson need somebody to carry your bags? Lol" I will send u a few pictures. Just to rub it in. Lol

Sat in the Lowery in Manchester. Urika 4x4 johnson just walked in. She doesn't look bad for her age #4kidswith4dads

Just arrived in Munich. 1hr drive to Austria. Beer festival 2moro. #workhardplayhard

"Steve Hyland: CHIEF u perv lol I'm telling mrs Crackwhore!!!" He's gone Mental.

@neddy8 Congratulations Geez. I Hope you and your Mrs and Eva are Well.

Arrived last night in Austria for the Munich Beer fest. We are staying @ the same hotel @ the klitchko train before a fight. #stanglnirt

#MunichBeerFestival. Its going to get Messy yfrog.com/mn7jiuj

Me & Andy Niedzwiecki. Have the worst chauffeur ever. He can't drive. Hasn't got a clue where he's going. #WTF. #MunichBeerFestival please

#Munichbeerfest. Looking like a right bunch of Twats. #ICON yfrog.com/kk18bsoj

#Munichbeerfest yfrog.com/klxpictj

"Kim: David johnson That lederhosen is looking a bit tight Johnno!! #mademesmile" its horrific. I can't breath.

"Stuart Broad: Watching Countdown for the first time in years. Who is Carols replacement?!! #tidy" To old for you pal. #Decent.

Why is it. When there is a Accident on the other side of the motorway. It causes a traffic jam. On both sides. #noseybastards

"Ryan Slater: David johnson johno, just letting you know - your beloved Rams have won 3-0. K bye." Cheers pal. I will sleep well now. #NFFC

#NFFC u11s Vs LFC. 2-3 down. Brennan has just scored. 15mins left. Carragher is here watching his boy play. #proudDad

Embarrassing bodies. #bristol. You are all freaks. Never going down to that shit hole. #fact

"@maddiijohnoo: I have seen the light in the right path in my life xxx" well if you've seen the light. Clean your bloody room then.#disgrace