Anyone else love that feeling of being vacuum sealed when the water drains out of the bathtub and gravity slowly brings you down with it? No? Just me? Alright.

me pressing kudos on each new chapter of a wip even though i know ao3 won't send kudos again because it's the thought that counts i guess (let me give multiple kudos plsssss)

men can get pregnant #justkeeppounding

me: Lmao I saw it on Twitter them: what’s your Twitter me: I don’t have Twitter

"my son turned out perfectly fine." lol ur son gets hard at the thought of being treated like a lil puppy

i want to disappear, not die, but just stop existing, quietly. like i was never here in the first place.

“you used to be so smart what happened you you?” i will kms infront of you

NONS*XUAL DOMINANCE IS SO <3 having someone choose for you? placing a hand on your back? pulling you closer in crowded areas? fixing your hair when you didnt know it was messy? holding your hand to guide you through crowds? telling you when you should eat/go to bed? god tier

when i get top surgery you will not be able to keep a shirt on me

"they are still your parents." but i am their child. how could they do that

my sexual fantasy is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

hey (with the intention of sinking teeth into you)

a happy trail leads to my happy meal

puppy boy wanna be ruined??? do you?? yea????! what a good boy.

(Im going to regret typing this) If I wasn’t supposed to grow up wanting a sugar daddy then why do we base an entire holiday about an older man bringing me presents for being a good girl

i would pay good money to watch someone explain the omegaverse to jensen ackles and then reveal to him that he’s the world’s first omega

So deep into an AO3 fanfic I'm stalking the chapter index for the past chapter release dates to try triangulate when the next chapter is coming out

i tolerate people & things until i’m very much resentful towards them