if only the surveillance cameras inside the federal prison where Jeffrey Epstein was being held were as technologically advanced as the ones at the Denver Center for Performing Arts presentation of Beetlejuice

My girlfriend asked me to do her hair like a Rastafarian. I'm dreading it. #Joke

I’ve never seen a visual, snarky tone before.

Dumb and dumber.

“That should fuckin’ scaaah you”. 😂😂😂

Greed?

They should have a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize. THAT he deserves

#GreatestNightInPop Why no Ray Charles part?!

Maybe if you didn’t ask for “extra meat”, (it’s actually DOUBLE the portion, idiot) just MAYBE you wouldn’t be so full of sh*t.

How about THAT shot that we didn’t show! Amazing. Allegedly.

Got it, Dr. Feelgood.

RIP Richard Lewis. A genuine comedic icon and pioneer, achieving the heights of comedy from the depths of his confessional complaints.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂

Anatomy of a Fall…en hero. pic.x.com/nVPtI9HFEb

Tuck in your cross. 😂

Mary Kirst Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 Actually, there’s a painting in the attic of her as happy, loving and empathetic. She’s like Dorian Gray in reverse

Gross!😂

If you were smart, you’d be able to do both. Grammer? 😂😂😂