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yesterday i watched a greek movie and now i'm watching a french movie

Ho fatto le polpette ricotta e zucchine di Valentina Masullo e mi sono venute brutte ma delizioseeee

Lenzuola pulite pigiama pulito capelli puliti ma purtroppo domani è lunedì

for ppl who don’t watch greys this is like jesus rolling the stone away

MY MAYOR (vivo a Rovigo)

Scusate ma sì

Zohran wins the day Dick Cheney dies? This could potentially become one of the greatest days in the Muslim calendar.

Completely unnecessary to call Curtis Sliwa a communist jihadist just because he wears a red beret

I support Mamdani for his ideas but I also think it’s so important to have a hot mayor

every white boy in brooklyn’s about to learn how to pronounce biryani

if i was zohran i would choose this precise moment to come out as a proud bisexual

Vorrei farvi ridere e farvi sapere che per stamattina mi ero messa la sveglia alle 7;30

Zohran Mamdani is to me what Princess Diana was to my mom

My conspiracy theory is that Zohran actually met his wife on Raya, not Hinge, but he says Hinge because it sounds more proletariat

i dont think an nda would work on me. like im at least telling my roommate and the girls idgaf

Io invidio davvero le persone a cui il disordine non dà fastidio

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