you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

can i come over and just like be there

ODDLY PECULIAR: Double Down On Your Platonic Friendships 🖤✨

Having a strong animalistic lust for your woman is something I'd wish on my best friends

I’m so in my 🫧

My friend asked me what that thing on the back of a racecar is called. I told him, I can't tell you because it's a spoiler 🙂‍↔️.

Three minutes of powerful injections from Sophie Mugure Njehia #RutoMustGoNow

Happy Friday the 13th. Be wild. Be spooky. Ghost them 👻.

Jiji Legacy Grok Skylar ✨ Skylar <3 youtu.be/rNyPyLx7DKo?t=…

Happy Alentine's 'Ay to those of you who won't be getting the V or D this Valentine's ❤️

Happy Valentine's Day 💌💌

ADHD is wild because my brain has exactly 2 modes: The Scholar & The Goldfish. Either inhale a 700-page novel in a weekend, or spend 10 years trying to finish chapter 1. Either the director's biggest critic or rewinding the same scene 5 times bc I forgot to listen with my eyes.

im still here

Keep your chocolates; I want a romance that’s technically a spatial anomaly.

Episode 1: Dimples & Dialectics ✨

ODDLY PECULIAR: MONDAYS- The 24-hour free trial of adulthood that I would very much like to cancel. ☕️🫠

Episode 2: Dimples & Dialects ✨ Flirting without intellect is like perfume without scent. It’s technically there… but what’s the point? Desire without dialogue is just... biology😮‍💨?

I don’t need a therapist, I need a wizard who stalks the unbeknownst and has felt the texture of things we aren't allowed to caress. Is that too much to ask for on a Tuesday?

hey, wanna come over and diversify our portfolios? I’ll invest in you if you invest in me.

Catholics stopped crusading when they discovered the real battlefield is the human conscience. From holy wars to holy water. That’s what growth strategy looks like when you pivot from swords to sacraments.