The number of roads closed all over London without anyone working on them is criminal. Mostly Conway which should be investigated as to how they get so many contracts.

59 years young on Sunday! Was laughing at being invited to an 80th birthday do next month. Currently at daughters 21st party and been on the sauce since 6pm realising I’ll be more at home at the 80th than I realise! 😂

Anyone heard from bullet head Shaun 😂😂😂😂😂

59-85-28! Turn 59 Feel 85 But look 28! One of life’s mysteries!

Listening to the ex Spursy players, the worst tipster on earth and the media how Spurs are going to come to our ground and beat us because Gabriel is out! Hincape is a warrior. Time to put a marker down and send these back up the road with a beating. Come on you Gunners

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What a glorious birthday!!!! 😂

Anyone heard from Carl Wilson Tony Brooks or 🚐 🚐 🚐 🚐 🚐 🚐 🚐 🚐 Phones must be dead?!!!! 😂

What a glorious morning!

Been 2 whole days but timeline still full of Spursy’s whining!! Funny as fuck.

Life shattering app

Declan Rice has definitely gone up a level under Arteta

Cab drivers that decorate a cab with tinsel and fucking Santa hats?

Berners Street shut by Conway Ropemaker & Chiswell St’s closed westbound Piss take

Traffic impossible in W1 again. Shambolic

London is broken!

BRETHREN! SAY NO TO UBER! For London taxi drivers contemplating the unthinkable move to sign up to Uber- DON’T! In my opinion, you’re not joining the future, you are signing away the trade. If you’re still not convinced, take a look at this… #TheKnowledge #WeAreNotTheSame

Don’t show this to Frank Khalid OBE 😂😂😂

Champions off August lose at Leeds!! Let’s all laugh at Chelsea!

I might have to unmute Bullet Head Shaun now!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂