“This morning I picked tea from my garden and watched a moose play in the yard”

Well if that ain’t fucking goals

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Apparently our neighbor “doesn’t want us living so close” because we’re gay

Fuck off

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Also a reminder that it isn’t fair to assume other people will deal with your animals when you no longer want them and put them outside

Hahahhaha it hurts because it’s true

It me. I ordered shaker number 200 which means that 🤍🖤Audree 🖤🤍 is so close to hitting her goal! I know y’all need a new emotional support water bottle, so let it be one that helps out a friend!
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I may be 27 on the outside, but on the inside I’m still a little girl sobbing in the corner; begging to be enough for my parents to love me

Two more hours in this shit hole and then I can go to sleep

This week on “how many people can I piss off in my history classes” 😂💀

No you got 3 stray cats fixed and vaccinated this week because they love your house and you don’t want kittens

My ex when we broke up: I realized you’d never love me more than you love your dogs

My and my current partner together: oh noodle says hi to Gouda! Gouda doesn’t like noodle get her away from him!

Noodle says good morning

Clearly you haven’t experienced DV. When I tried to just “get out” I was held up at knife point and he then tried to unalive himself in front of me. Have some damn sympathy

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Closest we have to 300k without going over

No one has organized the email box at my new job since 2018. I’ve been going through THOUSANDS of emails

Police officer: I've been a police officer for over ten years and sometimes when I respond to a domestic call I say to the mother (who is the victim) 'how can you let your children go through this?'

Me: How many times in 10 years have a you said to the perpetrating father…