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0x___Kalby

@simplykalby

Crypto Enthusiast | Satire in my DNA 🧬

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calendar_today08-11-2025 21:01:21

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Up early, still pushing. No matter how heavy things feel, there is still reason to appreciate this new day. We may be tired, stretched and trying to keep up, but being here again means there is still room to keep going. Have an awesome day, kings and queens 💐

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I failed my carry-over course twice because of football. Every weekend I watch Premier League instead of reading. My parents are already threatening to stop sponsoring me. I know I’m wasting their money but I can’t stop. The addiction is too strong.

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Every so and so day in Lagos, I enter okada as a man that just wants to get home fast. But this day, we agreed on ₦700. Halfway into the ride, the man stopped and said he wanted to buy fuel. I said okay, no problem. This man parked, brought out a sachet of groundnut, bought

Martins U. 💡💡💡 (@_mahlo1508) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I find it funny, and I would never in my life have imagined that people truly believe the X algorithm pushes low-quality content over quality ones. You think an algorithm programmed to actively detect spamming somehow prefers “this or that” over other quality content. The X

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I have been a babalawo for the past 18 years, but I have been hiding it': 9ice says as he berates Christianity and Islamic religion According to Intel Region

I have been a babalawo for the past 18 years, but I have been hiding it': 9ice says as he berates Christianity and Islamic religion

According to Intel Region
MrEazzy (@mreazi105419) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Do you know that: 1.You can go out and not come back alive? 2.You can sleep and not wake up? 3.You can be a prayer warrior and still give birth to harlots. 4.You can be good person and end up marrying the

Cyrus (@vyrusdacyrus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Porn has ruined a lot of men. Wdym I should do 360 on your dìck during a missionary doggy. Mf be thinking I'm Bonnie Blue.

D'GENERAL (@dhanielwale) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Guys will have "Trust issues" giving their girlfriend the phone but will willingly give a stranger the phone When on field 🤦🤌

Guys will have "Trust issues" giving their girlfriend the phone but will willingly give a stranger the phone When on field 🤦🤌
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Η Δανάη Μπάρκα ανέβασε βίντεο να χορεύει κ να τραγουδάει ξέφρενα με τον Γεωργούλη μεγάλη Πέμπτη. Δεν έχουν Ντροπή δυστυχώς αυτά τά άτομα. Τι να λέμε.

Martins U. 💡💡💡 (@_mahlo1508) 's Twitter Profile Photo

0x___Kalby We are responsible as a society. Algo right now probably thinks everyone from our geo demography is a fool 🤣🤣 Because of the kind of content they consume using dwell time and engagement as it metric.

Martins U. 💡💡💡 (@_mahlo1508) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The fact that I wrote 148 words and it produced so far: 124 engagements 1k approx. impressions is actually impressive. It actually gives me a little hope and joy. All hope is not lost for thoughtful and quality content.