Simone Fauxbien
@simone_fauxbien
I am definitely not Simone Beaubien.
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13-04-2013 01:22:30
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"they're still writing poems, that's how we know they're not having any sex." -- Simone Fauxbien
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"In three months, these people will be wearing socks and sandals" --Simone Fauxbien at the Sour Beer Fest