[dapping up a guy I vaguely know] hey man how's it going
[him] oh you know. 666. Number of the Beast.
[me] oh man, you know that's right

i am addicted to saying 'wow its soo nice out' when its so nice out

Hey man several years ago I recommended a book to you and you said you would 'add it to the list'. Just wondering if you'd read it yet?

Being an adult is about acknowledging that bird watching is actually pretty sick and holy shit look at all these little guys

once you get a soft closing toilet lid you spend the rest of your life shocked by the rest of the world's deafeningly loud toilet lid bangs. you barbarians just live like this? when a better world is so close at hand?

i like to lie in the dark and remember things

(Find out I’m stupid) oh my god imagine how stupid everyone else is

I'm so glad it's November – I can finally start wearing my Fall wardrobe! This outfit is the entire wardrobe... as a frog, I don't need much.

This is Bea, my tiger conch. I love watching her eat.

you can disaggrree with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwells politics while still hanging out with them in photographs. Its totally fine

18146.

observer/observing

you might think 'oh, John Wick is reloading, now's my chance'. but he is so good at reloading dude

what you have to understand about bugs is that there is always at least one but probably many entire separate species dedicated to the consumption of every possible material that can exist, no matter how rare or low-nutrient. my favorite example is this one beetle from florida

ごきげんなふたり🐤🐡💕

with god as my witness i will accomplish a single thing today