When I master the 3rd declension it's over for you hoes.

Debating finishing my diss by being like, and if you got nothing else out of this, let it be a lesson that Freddie Mercury is always right.

Not me taking my damn time as though I'm not on a 4 day deadline. 😂

If you've run out of steam and you know it clap your hands 👏🏻👏🏻 if you've run out of steam and you know it clap your hands 👏🏻👏🏻 if you've run out of steam and it's like a fever dream, if you've run out of steam clap your hands 👏🏻👏🏻 #PhD #phdlife #readytobeDONE

Tina Turner on the front page (digital) of The New York Times. As she should be.

Hating women’s bodily autonomy so much you destroy their ability to have more children in the name of being “pro-life”

What it currently looks like at Citi Field. #Mets Image via: @genymets

Congratulations to Dr ⁦Katherine Pierpont⁩

Anyone else experience a minor malaise after finishing their PhD? Like, I'm excited and all, but this big thing culminated in this very quick moment and now....?

Are men ok??????

Pete Alonso when he saw Shohei Ohtani pass him in HRs on the leaderboard

Affirmative action 🧵: Yesterday I had to look up my endocrinologist’s office info to get a referral. I happened upon the fact that she graduated Columbia 5 years after I did. Which meant I was part of the team that admitted her, a team that regularly acted affirmatively.

All my biggest, healthiest plants developed root rot this year just to test me.

Does anyone else feel like every #ADHD diagnosis should come with a free jar of peanut butter?

I miss Jacob deGrom

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit