The Emmy categories should be Funny Drama, Sad Comedy, Legit Hilarious, Pioneering Weirdos, Only Okay But We Like The People Involved, Cast So Sexy That We Want To See Their Speeches and Comfort Food

“I would peel oranges for you” forget oranges can u help me peel off this yellow wallpaper I need to free the woman trapped behind it and no I’m NOT crazy

Sorry, children of today. You dummies.

oh my gods what an annotation

"we're all the same" when it's time to take accountability, for abusers at the interpersonal to the ecological scale "you people" when called out or when the contradictions are highlighted

It’s so sad when you have to tell the person you love that you’ve already seen the post they’re showing you

This might be a hot take but Once is one of my fav shows of all time, and I don’t understand why they have to keep changing it every time they bring it back. NYCC is doing it upon a mattress, the last revival did it on an island. Why can’t we just keep it set in an Irish pub?

Sixpack None the Fitter

I put the “best” in “asbestos”

you're fasting for lent, I'm furiousing for lent; we are not the same

What time is it? youtu.be/ugqniGO4IJc?fe…

Straight friend: Will you sensitivity read my book for my lesbian best friend character? Me, two weeks later: The lesbian best friend is absolutely perfect. Here's 16 pages of notes detailing the incorrect things you said about Star Trek.

Yeah I’m interested in Dune 2… Dune 2 others as I would have others do unto me