.@billshortenmp you promise to always protect Aussie workers' rights, well I'd do that and protect their lefts too #ausvotes

Well @billshortenmp I wouldn't just find stevenvan333 a spot in my cabinet. I'd make her #PrimeChinister #ausvotes x.com/billshortenmp/…

.@billshortenmp while ur promoting your 100PositivePolicies,I got 99problems but a double-D election ain’t 1 #auspol

.Sophie Monk I'm the little bit better @billshortenmp and I'd be open to discussing your policy ideas #ausvotes x.com/kiis1065/statu…

.@billshortenmp you want to put people first, I'll do that and never put the sausage before the bread #democracysausage #ausvotes

.Steve Price you can have @billshortenmp on one cheek and me on the other 🍑🖋#theprojecttv #ausvotes x.com/theprojecttv/s…

.@billshortenmp you promise to fight for super, which is super. So I’ll have Quicksilver do it on his morning run. #ausvotes #XMenApocalypse

.@billshortenmp you like to start election day with a jog, I like to start and end it with a sausage #democracysausage #ausvotes

With love & respect Stevie Jacobs, but only I'm @billshortenmp's bit betterlgänger #ausvotes #democracysausage x.com/thetodayshow/s…

Derryn ur the Derryn Hinch,with our zingers @billshortenmp & I r the human punchline. Let's team up #SnagVotes #ausvotes #democracysausage

.@billshortenmp I'm also smashing sausages, but without the sauce coming out both ends #democracysausage #ausvotes

Good to see Anthony Albanese's had a V before hitting the decks. #ausvotes x.com/joshbutler/sta…

Instead of 👀 yawn worthy results come in I'm waxing on & off with #karatekid on #7flix 💪⛩ #ausvotes x.com/7newssydney/st…

.@billshortenmp instead of waiting 4 the 9 seats needed to win, I went to #IKEA & picked them up #ausvotes #auswaits

.@billshortenmp you promise to make the new parliament work, I'll do that & promise to never hold or talk about an election again #ausvotes

.@billshortenmp while you've been giving out hugs on your tour, I've been dishing out Halal Snack Packs #ausvotes

.@billshortenmp while you're on your almost victory tour,I've been catching Pokemon 4 Australia #PokemonGO #ausvotes

.@billshortenmp you predict we'll be back at the polls by year end,I predict we'll move on from being like America in the 50s #vanityfair

While I would've done a bit better & had more people put me firster, @billshortenmp u get to keep the bus #ausvotes