Just in case you had any doubts that laying #ShitLawns and then trying to run off and trash another property was a bad idea!

Lets take a moment for some garden positivity. Stick the millions of #ShitLawns to the back of your minds and take a moment to admire the colour and life on display here! 👏👏👏

This is apparently the away supporters toilets at Carlisle!
At least Sleazigrass customers will get a prelude into what their garden will smell like in the future!
📷TheAwayFans

📻 Love it or loath it? What does artificial grass do to the value of your home?

I’ll be explaining to Winifred Robinson if it’s mowing headache on #YouandYours on BBC Radio 4 after 12.30.

Shit Lawns please help us promote this upcoming webinar- The True Costs of Artificial Turf:
Experts Discuss Cornell University’s New “PFAS-Free” Project
April 30, 2024 | 7 p.m. E.T.
Zoom Registration: us02web.zoom.us/webinar/regist…
#plasticgrass #shitlawns #plasticturf #toxicplastic

Hey #HomesundertheHammer could you stop promoting plastic death carpets on your program? At least change the language - stripping all life out of the garden means you’ve not got a garden just a death hellscape.

Looks tacky as hell too.

And people wonder why we have climate change… Shit Lawns

People really need to start realising how they are personally contributing to it by doing this shit to their gardens.

There is only one 'eco soil' and that's living soils full of invertebrates, fungi, microbiota, organic matter and oxygen. Anything else is just Greenwash and false advertisement!

Nature fighting back against Shit Lawns: ivy leaved toadflax, herb robert, and lamb's lettuce all poking up through this 'garden' in London.

You too can be just like Jess... a prisoner in your own home because your 'garden' smells like a litter tray!

You've gotta love it when low maintenance becomes karma maintenance!

Did you know that Roundup is sprayed on 3G artificial football pitches to get rid of sprouting weeds?

This adds to the 306 toxic chemicals identified by Yale, or which 197 cause cancer, others change your DNA, damage sperm and shrink your manhood, affect fertility,and, if

Sad decline in species. Not helped with plastic grass. Shit Lawns
birdguides.com/news/rspb-big-…

Artificial Grass - should be banned
It contains materials that release harmful toxins into the environment during manufacturing and disposal. These chemicals can cause respiratory problems and skin irritation.
tastefulspace.com tastefulspace.com/2023/03/12/the…

When you get your garden from the bargain bucket at B&M

They've done an entire property and managed a grand total of one plant... The environment is paying for the profit in their pockets. STOP HANDING THESE PEOPLE YOUR MONEY

Well done mate, hang yourself from that washing line by your testies 👌

You are most welcome 😉💪

Shout out to those handful of campaigners that really got this off the ground. You know who you are 🫶

Well said, Anke. From the Haringey Community Press Highgate CAAC Highgate Mums Highgate Society Clive Carter Bob Hare (also at @[email protected]) #Highgate

Dear Owner, the International Space Station can see your property and are wondering if you'd like a one way ticket to Mars?