Baffled that Jackie Fast is gone!! Why accept a half oak when you only want an acorn?!? #apprentice

It takes 3.2 sec to RT and help find him Name and shame fucking little prick #Portsmouth

Getting this lass involved to overturn that decision #GBBO

101 in making a dick out of yourself #brexit #breatamach #scottcato

While Toilet Duck and Dettol are trending, here's a reminder of the word 'ultracrepidarian': one who consistently offers opinions and advice on subjects way beyond their understanding.

It seems to me the significant thing that happened tonight was that government placed responsibility for the infection rate on the public taking sensible decisions. So if infections and deaths go up again it will be the public not the government that caused it.

I don’t usually block. People have called me all the fat cunts under the sun on here and I still don’t block. But if you come here telling me you like that shambles of a human and all his cunty mates you can fuck right off.

At least Nicola sturgeon is leading Scotland! #wheresboris

Interesting contrast

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I just cried my lamps out

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Just catching up on BBC The View. Bit of a hypocritical joke Nigel Dodds complaining about the EUs ability to trigger article 16 when the DUP whip out the petition of concern & vetos at the drop of a hat #balloon

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