Yes, I could shower, thank you. But that is in a completely different room.

Molly's swiftness to assist is, at times, slightly overwhelming. Cooler now.

What about me, Sherlock? Have I put on any weight? Sherlock Holmes

Um.

I've disguised myself as an overheated, out of work detective.

The kitchen floor is cool.

Traces of stale chemicals.

Three victims hospitalised. Throats slashed *expertly*. Not fatal. As close to fatal as not fatal can get. No one saw a thing.

A serial killer who's not killing people.

I'm going to need a corpse and a kitchen knife.

Actually this would be easier with a live subject (or several). Any volunteers?

I've been informed that it's a crime to behead even willing subjects. "Go figure."

JOHN!

Unfriendly reminder that donating money to charity based on number of retweets rather than just giving it away is not charity, it's ransom.

I knew there was something suspicious about all those colourfully wrapped packages.

Birthday. No, thank you.

Election?

Must have dozed off for a moment there.

@AndyPanther88 The leading cause of televisions being violently assaulted.

Don't say it.