Hey, girl. You make me wanna stay. #MassEffectValentines

Hey, girl. You make me harder than Flappy Bird.

Hey, girl. Are you the Collector for air? Because you took my breath away. #MassEffectValentines

This must be the Mass Effect pinball table, because if you use the launcher just right, you'll get a multiball for sure.

Hey, girl. You look like you could use some help controlling those powers. Just call me an L3 biotic implant. #MassEffectValentines

@Niicks_DH Get on my level, son. favstar.fm/users/Shepard_…

I don't see why everyone bitches about Dark Souls being hard. I mean, it's not like they're saving entire galaxies or anything.

Oh, I see what Watch Dogs is doing. "Watch" as in oversee or COMMAND and then Dogs as in SHEPHERDS? I'M ON TO YOU.

I never did get a chance to finish my conversation with the Prince of Nigeria before the Reapers started shit.

@WingmanGarrus Color me surprised. By the way, the "surprise" color is the same as my regular color.

Mama, I'm comin' home.

Ah, just the thing I need to come out of retirement. #EverySimpsonsEver

Happy #N7Day everyone! Now that I'm here, we'll bang, okay? I should go.

Commander Shepard in the streets, Commander Shepard in the sheets.

Merry Christmas Eve, loves.

We've got to stop meeting like this. Happy #N7Day, everyone. You're my favorite store on the Citadel.

Every time. x.com/bioware/status…

Each year, like clockwork, I rise from my sleep in deep space to wish you a Happy #N7Day and remind you that we'll bang, okay?

If you destroy the Reapers, you're no better than the Reapers.

It took going all the way to the Andromeda galaxy for you to miss me.