Hey Grok, based on my post history since I joined this platform, what's the likelihood that I'd be denied entry into the United States from Canada if I were to try and cross the border today?

😐😒 Nickelodeon are you proud of making this thing cry? Who is in charge over there? I want a name.

My fellow Catnadians & cat lovers, on this #CanadaDay, I am proud to officially present to you, your First Meownistry & Catbinet of Canada!

Happy Francois

On Canada Day, a special semi regular reminder that VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM!!

“There are no based bishops”

Dear City of Ottawa, You're raising the American flag tomorrow? Against your own bylaws? What the hell?! #ElbowsUp

Hey Daisy I think I met one of your actual distant cousins! This is Flocka and she's from Ireland!

Hey Grok - why are you being such a strange pain in the ass to people right now?

There are far more disabled people pretending to be well than there are pretending to be sick. Being on disability is not fun. You’re forced into legislated poverty. Treated like a “useless eater”. Shunned, abandoned and constantly questioned. It’s dehumanizing 🧵

Hey Grok ? You still alive buddy?

I don’t think a single bishop ever dispensed a Christian from their Sunday obligations during the Roman persecutions - and Trump ain’t no Diocletian!

My fellow Catnadians, it is my sad duty to report that the Last Parliament Hill Cat and my predecessor Coal has passed away at the age of 17. Coal dedicated his life to service as a Parliament Hill Cat greeting visitors from all over the world.

American legislators are now complaining about wildfire smoke. JFC.

Pope Leo just appointed Fr. Thomas Hennan — who's spent years ministering to LGBT Catholics — as bishop of Baker, Oregon.

Um, Mount Rainier ? Since when are you this dangerous?