Israel is gonna nuke us aren't they 😬

Yall laughing and entertaining men saving a woman’s photos off here, putting them into ai generators & then posting them? Because he put clothes her? Now what else do you think they can do? Stop laughing & start reporting them before you’re next.

yes fighting will be allowed at my funeral

I really really really don’t need this rn

Love bombing don’t scare me cause ima just do it back. Like sure, let’s pretend we’re madly in love for 3 weeks, I don’t care! Lmao

Patrice O'Neal made a joke about how Americans will never revolt because too many people are happy just feeling like they're better than others.

49 MILLION fake bot accounts… i told yall half the people we interact with online daily aren’t even real. the rage bait, the witch hunts, the race wars. UNPLUG!

The president announced he is going to bypass the powers of Congress and kill people

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

when he ask to go thru my phone but he gon see me telling megan thee stallion good morning x.com/18prayers/stat…

Hi, I’m the guy who gives out weed gummies to kids on Halloween like you saw on the news. Every small bag of candy I give out costs me $20 each but it’s worth draining my bank account for the chance to go to jail for a long time. Why would I do this? A mystery indeed!

Y’all are falling for the republican grift AGAIN

OH BOY 3PM

u think we’ll miss talking about this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a flaming barrel

The old woman probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down

Andrew Cuomo has been crucified in the streets of New York City (AP)

Tomorrow the Central Park Executions begin

People joking about woke coming back but like god PLEASE bring her back im begging THIS ISNT A JOKE TO ME